For those who couldn't make it through with my entire 2,000-word recap of this year's Fun Fun Fun Fest, here's a quick four-minute video that should give you some idea of what you missed. Next time you're thinking of heading to Austin, do yourself a favor and skip ACL and SXSW in favor of this thing: the lines are shorter, the bands are better, and I mean, where else are you going to find 24-karat-gold hot dogs? Hell, I'll be damned if it's not the best fest in America.
On second thought, forget I said anything. I'd rather keep this one to myself and my 10,000 new friends. See you next time, guys.